I killed all the animals that eat other animals. Pretty much left cows. The cows were eating all of our food, so I killed them as well. Turns out we really needed animal by-products to sustain the vegan life you suggested. Probably should have thought of that. Dang-all, huh?

~Author

PS: I think the term is "PETAphile". That's what you are. You are a PETAphile.